All my roommate does when she gets to the room is go on facebook. I don’t understand how people can spend endless hours on, out of every website facebook.

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marina-sexual:

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”

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lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

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teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that easy dude

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dracosdilemma:

#you see this owl right there? #that’s hedwig fucking potter #she is only the biggest bamf in the entire world #i mean even in this gif#that thing is moving beneath her and you know i would fall off that shit but not hedwig #she’s all pip pip cheerio i’m a bamf and moves with that fucker #and she’s been through fucking everything #she’s gotten beat up by a tree within a car #she’s flown all over the country to deliver letters for her angsty teenage owner #and then she died saving said angsty teenage owner #she was a fucking legend and i will never forget the story of hedwig the owl

dracosdilemma:

#you see this owl right there? #that’s hedwig fucking potter #she is only the biggest bamf in the entire world #i mean even in this gif#that thing is moving beneath her and you know i would fall off that shit but not hedwig #she’s all pip pip cheerio i’m a bamf and moves with that fucker #and she’s been through fucking everything #she’s gotten beat up by a tree within a car #she’s flown all over the country to deliver letters for her angsty teenage owner #and then she died saving said angsty teenage owner #she was a fucking legend and i will never forget the story of hedwig the owl

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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
lunartes:

love them

lunartes:

love them

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